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Once Upon a Time in Mexico

from Loquarion Modesto by Terriblething

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All he ever wanted to do
was live in harmony
but a violent place like Mexico
was not the place to be
so he carried 'round a suitcase that was full of lead

He had a Spanish hottie named Salma Hayek
hangin' off his arm
and he'd do anything in his power to protect
her smokin' bod' from harm
so he carried 'round a suitcase that was full of lead

Well you know Willem Dafoe,
he was the meanest mother fucker around
and he tracked down Salma Hayek
and he shot her hot ass down
but you know Antonio had a suitcase full of lead

And Cheech Marin got shot
while he informed the FBI
and Willem Dafoe caught Johnny Depp
and he cut out both his eyes
and Antonio had a suitcase that was full of lead

Well the president showed up on the Day of the Dead
but he didn't know
that Willem Dafoe had a sinister plan
that he would overthrow
and Antonio he opened up his suitcase that was full of lead

So Willem Dafoe and Antonio
got in a big ol' gunfight and that was the end of the show
So if you want to know where to go
you probably don't wanna go down there
some crazy shit goes down in Mexico

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from Loquarion Modesto, released July 30, 2015

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