The Depths of Krang

by Terriblething

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Bobby Jupiter - Lead Vocals
Steve Ian - Lead Guitar
Hambronius Krunk - Bass
Smooth Move Ferguson - Drums
Elvison Peanutbarrel - Keys
Rawdog Calliente - Backup Vocals
Alberta Pondarian III - Backup Vocals and Guatemalan Whispers
Dink Havenose - Percussive Blip
Elbow Rudiment - Seinfeld Treats
Cowpunctuous Clinton - Age 37

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released December 19, 2014

Extra special thanks to the lovely and talented Sandra Lanz for the killer album art. Go to her website. GO TO IT NOW.
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Track Name: Real All Night
Ooh baby I need you so bad
Oh honey Let's make love tonight
Ooh lady Let's just get down together
You and me on the one
You know we gots to feel alright

Could you believe that we'd leave you wonderin'?
We'll make you feel alright
And when the light falls her thighs are thunderin'
We'll make it real all night

Oh girl you know that I need you right now
You best believe that I'd go and get it done
Yes I'd get it done for you
Because I love your krang like crazy
I can't explain it to you lady
I can bring along the mashed potatoes
If you provide the gravy

Could you believe that we'd leave you wonderin'?
We'll make you feel alright
And when the wine flows her tum's a chunderin'
We'll make it real all night

Could you believe that we'd leave you wonderin'?
We'll make you feel alright
And when the light falls her thighs are thunderin'
We'll make it real all night
Track Name: From The Gut
A sleeping drunkard up in Central Park
And a lion hunter in the jungle dark
And a Chinese dentist
And a British queen
All fit together in the same machine

Nice nice very nice
Nice nice very nice
Nice nice very nice
So many different people in the same device

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly
Man got to sit and wonder 'Why why why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land
Man got to tell himself he understand
Track Name: Mehrunes Dagon
He was a Daedric prince of Oblivion
Because of that there was no surprise
He walked around with the Sword of a Million Butts
and carried 'round 'bout a thousand knives
He was a straight up murderin' psycho killer
With a razor blade in his hand
He had no remorse, he had no regret
All thinkin' murder was mighty grand

He'd spend all his time wishin' and thinkin' and killin'
And jerking off in his car
He'll sit alone in a corner all drinkin'
And fillin' up with gin at the local bar

Yes he'd sit in the corner alone and he'd mumble
'The king of the castle, the king of the castle,
that guy's such an asshole, that guy's such an asshole,
that guy's such an asshole! That guy's such an asshole!'

But then one night just like any other
She came strollin' up to the bar
With her legs all walkin'and her titties jivin'
Ass finer than a movie star
She said 'He really was misunderstood you see.
He really was a good guy to me.'

He'd spend the day with his hands constantly in his pockets
Gropin' 'round at his sweaty balls
He'd spend the time that he wasn't out committing murders
Peerin' in over bathroom stalls

But then he met a nice lady, he met a nice lady
They set up a datey, they set up a datey
He's keeping her waiting, he's keeping her waiting
He's still masturbating, he's still masturbating
Track Name: Fuck She Is Fine
Fuck she is fine
So stupidly fine
So totally fine
Inscrutably fine

Oh fuck she is fine
Goddamn she is fine
Like Gillian Jacobs
But a ten outta nine

That cute little blondie who lives down the hall
All fine like a Barbie but more lifelike and tall
The spiciest taco in all Montreal
If you were to ask, she means nothing at all
If you were to ask, she means nothing at all

Fuck she is fine
Indeed she is fine
Incredibly tasty
Like a sweet berry wine

Oh fuck she is fine
So fine and so tight
Like Pam Grier in Coffee
But more tiny and white

That sweet little blondie lookin' fine every day
While I sit and slowly decompose and decay
And if I ever see that lady passin' my way
I just swear to fuck I don't know what to say
I just swear to fuck I don't know what to say

What to say to your salty eyes?
They'll be falling out
You'll be cool with the vegetables
She's a toothless widow
And she lies in the night but as I want to know
Is it strange to feel your eyes
In your open hand
As you ride by the Antelope
Who turns and whispers
'Oooooooo
Can you feel it at all?
Can you feel it below?'

And there beneath her icy stare
I will wait for her
She's beyond compare

'Cuz good goddamn she is fine
I do so wish she were mine
That lady looking so divine
It is imperical fact
It is imperical fact
It is imperial fact

Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine!
Track Name: Community
Troy and Abed in the morning
Annie and Britta late at night
We sure appreciate the effort put into comedy
And all the jokes and chuckles that they write
We gotta let 'em know just how much we all love it
Gotta let 'em know how much they make us smile
We gotta stand tall, gotta stand together
Let 'em know community is worth the while

Six seasons and a movie, that's what you give to me
Community, Community
And if you go I wonder what will become of me?
Community, Community

Greendale is the place I wanna see
Every thursday on my TV
And the only group that appeals to me
Is the one that studies in the library

Six seasons and a movie, that's what you need to be
Community, Community
And if you go I wonder what will become of me?
Community, Community

Power to you the people
People to you the power
We gotta save Community
No waiting 'til the final hour

We gotta keep this show on the air
Gotta show all the network execs that we care
The eternity that Community is there

And if we fail the timeline that we follow
Will surely be the darkest one of all

And with a mighty roar
Great Satan spreads his wings
And flys into the planet's core

Maybe you could send them a letter
Maybe it would even be better
If you could let everyone of 'em know
All the cast and the crew of the show

That they make a fine batch of TV
All the comedy high quality
And all their audience would sure love to see
Another season or two or three

Maybe you should send them a letter
Wishing the show a long life and plenty of health
Maybe send them an email
Maybe it is better if you just go and tell them yourself

Oh I can't count the reasons I should stay
Oh I can't count the reasons I should stay
Oh I can't count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away
Track Name: All The Best Girls
All the best girls are lesbians
All of my friends, they're lesbians
All of them
Track Name: Entreat My Meat
Friday night, I'm all alone
I dial your number on my rotary phone
Girl come on over, show me some love
We're like a glove and a hand
I am the hand, you're the glove 'cuz you

Entreat
Entreat
Entreat my meat
(give it to me baby)

Ain't tryin' to rush you girl 'cuz we got time
There ain't no hurry to make up your mind
Don't need no crust and I don't need no cheese
Sweet pizza pepperoni girl is all I need
When you

Entreat
Entreat
Entreat my meat
(give it to me baby)

Saturday night, I'm still at home
Been 24 hours and you still haven't shown
Still can't believe you got inside of my head
Should never have trusted all them folks when they said you would

Entreat
Entreat
Entreat my meat
(give it to me baby)
Track Name: The Hound's Song or Killers
The world is built by killers and there's nothing you can do
The world is built by killers so you'd better get used to
Lookin' through the eyes of a killer 'cuz you know that this is true

The shades of the night fall 'cross the land
The fate of the world is in your hand
When you're no longer a child you'll understand

The world is built by killers and there's nothing you can say
The world is built by killers and you'll never get away
So approach your life as a killer and you'll see another day

The shades of the night fall 'cross the land
The fate of the world is in your hand
When you're no longer a child you'll understand
Track Name: Music (Makes You Wanna Lose It)
I've held lovers and tasted the fine wine of ecstasy
I've been so close when I look in your eyes I see a fantasy
And every time I hear that tune pumpin'
Well it hits me even harder than before
I can't stop movin' to the beat
The kinda groove that'll move your feet
I can't stop movin' on the floor
The kinda groove'll make you ask for more

Music makes you wanna lose it
You choose it when you wanna use it
And music makes you wanna groove it
So prove it, so you don't abuse it

I walked along the darkest roads known in history
I've wondered why the path is so long and full of mystery
And all the love that I give to you will make you cry, will make you blue
I can't take all the hearts you break
And all the booties that you shake
I can't wait for postcards in the mail
I can't wait 'til your dad gets out of jail
I just want you to take off your pants
And drop a groove for a pantsless dance

Music makes you wanna lose it
You choose it when you wanna use it
And music makes you wanna groove it
So rubik if you wanna cube it

I can't stop movin' to the beat
No I can't stop movin' to the beat

Music makes you wanna lose it
You choose it when you wanna use it
And music makes you wanna groove it
So prove it so you don't abuse it

Music
Track Name: Josephine
You've been gone so long child
We've all been certain you're dead
Dragged away in the nighttime helpless
By monsters crouched under your bed

You've been lost a long time
But we're glad that you're finally back home
There's the signs of a landslide coming
Demolished by rubble and stone

And we'll hope it gets better
Though we've lost all the light
Hidden down in the cellar
Right from wrong, wrong from right

And we'll hope it gets better
Though we're trapped and we cannot break free
There's a creature that lives in the darkness
We'll only survive if we see it coming

So Josephine lights a candle tonight
Tonight Josephine lights a candle
Tonight, tonight
Track Name: German Mountain Boy
I'm unt German mountain boy
Danke schön, danke schön
I'm unt German mountain boy
Mein hosen at mein knees

Got mein hosen at mein knees,
Danke schön, thank you please
Drink mein beer und eat mein cheese
German mountain boy