Suck It Reagan

by Terriblething

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released May 17, 2016

All songs written and performed by Terriblething

Interlude 1 from Deadwood Season 1 Episode 5 : The Trial of Jack McCall directed by Ed Bianchi

Interlude 2 from Wrong Cops (2013) directed by Quentin Dupieux

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Track Name: Welcome to Fuckville
welcome to fuckville
you're princess leia, i'm jabba the hutt
welcome to fuckville
population : my butt
Track Name: U Not Smart U Not Loyal
u not smart u not loyal
grand illusions that you are some royalty
but you are not that one

your huge ego
it disgusts me
don't believe it? you better just trust me
you are subhuman scum

your brothers die in the sand for your oil
they don't understand u not smart u not loyal
in your face i'd like to spit
another fucking dirty hypocrite

u not smart u not loyal
you belong 6 feet down in the soil
please get out of our way

as a species we’re receding
caused by people mindless and greedy
i wish you'd just fuck off

your brothers die in the sand for your oil
they don't understand u not smart u not loyal
in your face i'd like to spiff
another fucking dirty hippogriff
Track Name: Pissbucket
piss puddle in my yard
for pissing outside
pissbucket in my room
my one true pride

piss puddle on my roof
from pissing above
pissbucket in my room
my one true love

drink up all the piss
isn't this bliss?
Track Name: Gut Reaction
my best friend tried to steal my bike
so i elbowed him in the side of his head
yeah yeah yeah in the side of his head

my mom said she couldn’t pick me up from school
so i elbowed her in the side of the head
yeah yeah yeah in the side of the head

a little kid said that my face looked weird
so i elbowed him in the side of the head
yeah yeah yeah in the side of the head

santa claus broke in and kissed my girl
so i elbowed him in the side of the head
yeah yeah yeah in the side of the head

my dad rented paul blart mall cop 2
so i kissed him on the side of the cheek
thank you dad for the movie pick this week
Track Name: I Hate Hatred
check me out i'm an open minded leftist
selectively believing that speech should be free
though i won't stand for it in some specific cases
ill support it if you're someone i agree with

yeah look at me
i hate hatred
i'm apathetic
towards apathy
i'll judge your words without investigating context
all in the name of equality

all these people
lack self awareness
i'm so much better than these high and mighty fucks
i drive my car while complaining about cigarette smokers
i think negativity sucks

yeah look at me
i hate hatred
i'm apathetic
towards apathy
i'll judge your words before investigating context
all in the name of equality
Track Name: I'm Scared My Dick Will Fall Out of my Pants
i was having a real good time in the nineties
before i got scared my dick would fall out of my pants
i really didn't want anybody to see it
then they’d know that i have a small dick

and that i cannot abide
my dicktip i must hide

i was having a real good time in 2003
before i got scared my dick would fall out of my pants
i really hoped nobody would notice
all lookin like the tiny pink head of a tortoise

and that i cannot abide
my dicktip i must hide

and that i cannot abide
my dicktip i must hide
Track Name: Calm Thomas
well i have this girl
the most beautiful girl that i’ve seen
i wanna treat her like a princess
wanna treat her like royalty

but if i'm being totally honest
i’d like to flip her over and give her the old calm thomas

and when she smiles
its almost like a promise made to me
shes just so sweet and pure
radiating femininity

but if i'm being totally honest
i’d like to flip her over and give her the old calm thomas
Track Name: Pap Smear
i like to squirt
squirt til it hurts
i got the perfect anal penis all covered in grime and dirt

i like to squirt
squirt while i flirt
i got the perfect anal penis stickin out from under my shirt
Track Name: Garbage Boy
i spent my teen years throwin up in the gutter
my friends all know me as a tight mother fucker
i got a bunch of spikes growin out of my head
i got a new patch for my tattered jean jacket

and i say 'fuck that' to all of society's rules
i like to take things down to the wire
some people might think i need an education
but i don't care
cuz i'm a piece of shit
theres no doubt about it

i'm wearin all plaid to a formal arrangement
even accept scat as a form of payment
i'm running low on braincells quite a few are missing
shooting heroin while i'm supposed to be babysitting

and i ain't got a tattoo
so i must be pretty cool
i like to take things down to the wire
some people might think i need an education
but i dont care
cuz i'm a fucking cunt
theres no doubt about it
Track Name: Pay to Fuck
christmas lights in moscow
a dimly lit backroom
ostensibly i'm here to get a massage
but really i'm just here for some poon

a middle aged chinese prostitute
wear a rubber to avoid stds
she says it'll only cost a hundred and fifty bucks
to pay full service fees

the best time i got laid
was the one time that i paid

speaking to me in broken english
she tells me to shower and get clean
i step out and there is no doubt
i got a real half chubbed peen

we go town for a little while
half an hour is all that i can afford
still haven’t cum but then the time runs out
she says if i want to finish up
it'll be a hundred and fifty more

the best time i got laid
was the one time that i paid
Track Name: Coprolite Delight
smoking two in a row
it's in my instinct to chainsmoke
two packs day
that dark nicotine kiss
she's in my crosshairs
but i miss

smoking two in a row
it's in my instinct to chainsmoke
two blunts day
that sweet THC kiss
she's in my crosshairs
but i miss
Track Name: I Fucked Up
once again i fucked it up
you’re right my friend
naive ideals good luck

once again i shit the bed
i made a mess
i soiled my bedsheets
Track Name: Anal Blowjob
a lazy pothead
every day much the same
crippling self loathing
sexual frustration my name

i prefer to drown in comfort on the bottom
than surface and get dashed upon the rocks
i didn’t love her enough
Track Name: Groan Man
i sat and stared into the void
and there was certainly nothing staring back
i saw a snake eating its tail
i definitely watched it poop out it's own head

and though i can't explain
these things i see
i'll throw myself under the bus willingly

i saw the blind leading the blind
i watched with apathy as they walked into a pit of spikes
i saw the emperor reveal his clothes
they looked quite costly and i liked them very much

and it's only a little sad
the only thing i want
is the one thing i’ll never have
Track Name: Let's Drop Acid at the Beach
free your mind
leave the world behind
free your mind
of all the ignorance
just use your common sense
you'll find you are in fact the one who knows the way to

free your mind
leave the world behind
free your mind
of all the ignorance
lean on the garden fence
you'll find there is no way of knowing where it leads to

and everyone agreed that titan was a bore
we sat and asked ourselves was this what we were fighting for?
we saw them laid out facedown on the drive
the pelicans will eat them all alive
and if there are a few who do survive
well you can just gobble em up
yes you can just swallow em down and then
he might be your friend
a big dirty old troll named ben

livin in slow motion
part of this dream i had
on the night before last
i got a feeling it'll all come to pass
no matter what she says

it'll all come together
it'll all fall apart
stop playing games with her heart
she'll slowly unravel
slowly she's coming undone
Track Name: Mein Kampf
i wanna jerk off into my own mouth
i wanna jerk off into my own mouth
i wanna jerk off into my own mouth
i wanna jerk off into my own mouth
sometimes things aren't looking good
and i feel like they're going south
i cheer myself up thinkin about
just jerkin off into my own mouth