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Let's all go down to the swamp
let's see what kind of mud we can find
What do we really want
Our will revealed in time
Let's all go down to the swamp
such indescribable feelings
just like a carpet ride
all Agrabah inside
And we’re avoiding the bite
luminous beings are we
And when all songs have been sung
then the swamp has begun
to sing its sweet melody
Let's all go down to the swamp
shapes in the clouds that I'm seeing
Just like a lions pride
all Mufasa inside
And we’re avoiding the bite
luminous beings are we
And when all songs have been sung
then the swamp has begun
to sing its sweet melody
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2. |
Captain Crab
03:14
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Captain Crab in a little blue boat
sailin' across the fuckin' ocean green
Know what I mean
know what I mean
Captain Crab wearin' a tiny blue boat
sailin' across the fuckin' ocean green
flickin' his bean
in his sailin' machine
And where he's from
he's just a tiny sailor land crab
The lobsters pass by unaware
Now he’s been sailin' for such a long time
no wonder he’s already there
Captain Crab is climbin' up on the land
gettin' real high so his eye stalks can survey
just what lies in the bay
Captain Crab spies a cute little town
Captain Crab is crawlin' down so he can see
these little people
tinier than he
And all to late they realized
he could totally crush the town
His crab legs fell like thunder
while the people stared in wonder
And very soon they realized
they must accept him as their King
He was indeed a mighty killer
A crustacean Godzilla
And where he's from
he's just a tiny sailor land crab
The lobsters pass by unaware
Now he’s been sailin' for such a long time
no wonder he’s already there
He's just a tiny Sandra Lanz crab
The lobsters pass by unaware
Now he’s been sailin' for such a long time
no wonder he’s already there
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3. |
Friendly Sushi
02:02
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Rice seaweed and rice
Donburi nice sashimi good
Try wasabi spice
take my advice:
Japanese food
Don’t you see just how grand it could be?
You and me for some friendly sushi
and maybe get some appetizers
California roll
eating it whole
lovin' the crab
It’s imitation
Get a roll of dynamite
it’s outta sight
You recognize the flavour sensation
Don’t you see just how grand it could be?
You and me for some friendly sushi
and maybe get some yam tempura
Cut up the raw fish
I’m the devil
I love sushi
Isn't it nice?
Isn't it sweet?
Ain't it the one thing that you crave to eat?
and if you buy it right it’s so damn cheap
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4. |
Don't Play With My Heart
02:42
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Some love is hard to find
some even harder still
We can take feelings between us
make it something real
And it should feel good
It should feel right now
I hope you understand
The way that I once loved you
you know that I loved you so
now baby I'm about to blow
Diarrhea don't play with my heart
I thought you were love but it was more like a fart
I let you in, then you tear me apart
Oh diarrhea
don't play with my heart
Runnin' round with that liquid brown
well I thought I knew your deal
I mighta made a bitter mistake
chowin' down on that tasty meal
Sometimes love is warm to the touch and
sometimes that love runs cold
But now I've got to let you go
been eatin' lots of chilli this week
now baby I'm hearin' a squeak
Diarrhea don't play with my heart
I thought you were love but it was more like a fart
I let you in, then you tear me apart
Oh diarrhea
don't play with my heart
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5. |
Cake It To The Limit
00:43
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She's Not Coming Back
02:53
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She's not coming back
She's gone for good
She loved another
more than she could
ever love me
That's how it should be
A ways around on the other side
down beneath the dank mangroves
Lives a goblin in a rickety inn
where a wizard picks his nose
And while the wizard knows what goes on inside
and right where the mighty boogers be
He’s just rollin’ on ’til the break of dawn
solvin’ up this sweet mystery
So the mynocks scream with a ragged cry
that breaks down on the rocks below
While the wizard is questionin’ and figurin’ out
where his maiden fair doth go
And when the towers of mustard come a-crumblin’ down
and a rusty wind shakes the trees
The wizard start’s a-mumblin’ into his beard
and falls down onto his bended knee
She's not coming back
She's gone for good
She loved another
more than she could
ever love me
That's how it should be
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Smell Ya Later Zelda
02:20
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Theres a big old world out there
that's just waiting to be explored
I might find the Triforce a little faster
if I grab my Master Sword
Smell ya later Zelda
Smell ya later tonight
I think you’re great
but I have to wait
to feel the pain of the Gyorg's bite
I'll take a trek up the mountain of death
to say hello to my Goron friends
I'll take a trip in my dragon ship
and meet the Zoras at the rivers end
Smell ya later Zelda
Smell ya later tonight
I think you’re great
but I have to wait
to feel the pain of the Gyorg's bite
to feel the pain of the Gyorg's bite
Now the darkness is receding
She’s just an ordinary girl
She a princess
and I forest boy
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Utility Pinnacle
02:38
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Holy Mother Earth she cries out in convalescence
Dragged out to the masquerade
We all learned a lesson
we all just want whats best for her
look at what she made
Could this be heaven?
Could it be quite overgrown?
Arise claws beaks and feathers
scratching at the ancient stone
of the unknown
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Real Life Internet
01:34
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Real life internet
real life
We're all getting online
we're going to websites
we're going to discover
some internet delights
on this
Real life internet
real life internet
Worlds collide
Megabyte
Gigabyte
Terabyte
Ultrabyte
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10. |
Perogy Cat
02:11
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Perogy Cat with laser beams
Perogy Cat to the extreme
kneel to the Perogy regime
Perogy Cat he'll rule supreme
He won't take 'yes' for an answer
but 'of course' will do just fine
Perogy Cat is divine
Perogy Cat he shred guitar
Perogy Cat is movie star
don't insult him he'll leave a scar
Cuz Perogy Cat loves Charizard
He won't take 'no' for an answer
But 'fuck off' will be okay
Perogy Cat is here to stay
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We get down on the one tonight
we're gettin' dirty with a number two
You get down before you get back up
you just what you gotta do
I said the dragon might not dig your jive
but I kinda like your style
You just standin' so diminutive
all straight built like a tiny child
Cuz you're a little hobbit
just a little guy
just a little hobbit
smokin' weed up in the sky
Yes you're a little hobbit
just a little guy
just a little hobbit
gettin' very high
Now I might not look familiar
but I assure you it is for the best
You gotta get a job
and ditch this hob
You gotta do the magic quest
From what I hear you get up all night
and every day you're just gettin down
Yeah the way you move to the tasty groove
You're jivin' so close to the ground
Cuz you're a little hobbit
just a little guy
just a little hobbit
burnin' trees up in the sky
You're a little hobbit
just a little guy
just a little hobbit
gettin' very high
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12. |
Our Friendly Bartender
02:22
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Alison Brie
02:02
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Alison Brie
So pretty to me
Alison Brie
It's easy to see she's
Alison Brie
I'm talking Alison Brie
Alison Brie
Alison Brie
Now I mighta seen her lyin' on the beach
yah lyin' on the beach uh-huh
just lookin' like a cute little peach
a sexy little peach that I wanna fuck
And if she loses her cat, well I'd put up a sign:
Would someone call please help reward for this missing feline
Belongin’ to Alison Brie
Alison Brie
just like the finest of cheese
Alison Brie
Alison Brie
Out on a scarlet carpet she’s struttin' her stuff
we’re talkin' struttin' round lookin' good
No matter how much of her I get it's just never enough
We’re talkin' red carpet hollywood
And if she took off her pants, well I sure wouldn’t mind
Oh that girl look so familiar
and that woman lookin' mighty divine
I'm talkin Alison Brie
yeah Alison Brie
Alison Brie
such a mitzvah indeed
Alison Brie
nearly 33
she's still Alison Brie
Alison Brie
IMDB
searchin' Alison Brie
Alison Brie Michael Alison Brie
Alison Brie oh Alison Brie
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14. |
Shotgun Wedding
02:58
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Sometimes I'm stuck in a rut
one good dream I bust a nut
wake up with a sticky hand
now I have become a man
Born to cream I'm a cream machine
the creamest dream cream dream supreme
use Satan's tail as my choking belt
squeeze out a big hot tuna melt
Shotgun wedding
gotta meet the bride to be
shotgun wedding
the beautiful bride is me
Shoot my load right in the road
take a glance I cream my pants
beat my wick with a wooden stick
fire a wad at the face of God
Shotgun wedding
gonna meet the bride to be
shotgun wedding
the beautiful bride is me
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15. |
Gordon Freeman
02:21
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Travelling cross the land
with a crowbar in his hand
Entangled with intrigue is he
In a portal he's gone
in a train he will respawn
en route to the dark energy
He's Gordon Freeman
runnin' along
merely a pawn of the
G-man
bashing in heads of
inhuman horrible monstrosities
Black Mesa facility
Gravity in his gun
Gordon Freeman : number one
always taking care of business that he should
And he fights so one day
our benefactors they might say
that our prospect of nova looks good
He's Gordon Freeman
runnin' along
merely a pawn of the
G-man
bashing in heads of
inhuman horrible monstrosities
Graduated MIT
He's Gordon Freeman
runnin' along
merely a pawn of the
G-man
blasting the heads of
inhuman horrible monstrosities
Graduated PHD
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All he ever wanted to do
was live in harmony
but a violent place like Mexico
was not the place to be
so he carried 'round a suitcase that was full of lead
He had a Spanish hottie named Salma Hayek
hangin' off his arm
and he'd do anything in his power to protect
her smokin' bod' from harm
so he carried 'round a suitcase that was full of lead
Well you know Willem Dafoe,
he was the meanest mother fucker around
and he tracked down Salma Hayek
and he shot her hot ass down
but you know Antonio had a suitcase full of lead
And Cheech Marin got shot
while he informed the FBI
and Willem Dafoe caught Johnny Depp
and he cut out both his eyes
and Antonio had a suitcase that was full of lead
Well the president showed up on the Day of the Dead
but he didn't know
that Willem Dafoe had a sinister plan
that he would overthrow
and Antonio he opened up his suitcase that was full of lead
So Willem Dafoe and Antonio
got in a big ol' gunfight and that was the end of the show
So if you want to know where to go
you probably don't wanna go down there
some crazy shit goes down in Mexico
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17. |
Song for the Ancestors
01:40
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The Green of the Slope
02:48
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Laying 'round in the clover
hidden down among the rocks
see the seagulls fly over
the fish movin' around the docks
There ain’t no harm in bein’ alone
so long as you don’t mind bein' lonely
and as for me the summers gone
it was in your eyes
Now in this field I'm residing
surrounded by grass I will stay
and what I said
well I meant it every moment
every moment every day
There ain’t no harm in bein’ alone
so long as you don’t mind bein' lonely
and as for me the summers gone
it was in your eyes
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Yavin 4
06:05
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He was our saviour after all
high above the moon of Endor
He caused galactic empires to fall
now we are all together
on Yavin 4
He saved his friends and all the world
through Jedi mind devotion
I only wish that Bossk had shown up more
my favourite Trandoshan
We got a lifetime party tonight
we got an Ewok party delight
on Yavin 4
We got an Ewok party tonight
we're gonna E-rock straight outta sight
on Yavin 4
(now tell me more)
Well they banged on the helmets
and they danced with the droids
to celebrate the Death Star was destroyed
but Luke's dad oh no no no
the man was lost
The war had been won
but at what cost?
He was our saviour after all
high above the moon of Endor
He caused galactic empires to fall
now we are all together
We got an Ewok party tonight
We got a yub-yub party tonight
on Yavin 4
or what about
a tiny forest moon above Endor?
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20. |
Zangief
02:19
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In the chooch zone once again
smoking in the backyard
hangin' with my friends
In the backyard hangin' out
we ain't doin' nothin'
but that's all its about
And all the people walk on by
and don’t say hello
or even stop and turn around
hearing the sound
all around
Crackin' wise while busting grass
nothing quite like laughter
to help the time pass
We go out to avoid the strife
spouting moronic content
now isn’t this the life?
And all the people walk on by
and don’t say hello
or even stop and turn around
hearing the sound
all around
And all the people walk on by
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Terriblething Victoria, British Columbia
Terriblething is Peter Henrich writing songs he thinks are normal and good.
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