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The Depths of Krang

by Terriblething

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Ooh baby I need you so bad Oh honey Let's make love tonight Ooh lady Let's just get down together You and me on the one You know we gots to feel alright Could you believe that we'd leave you wonderin'? We'll make you feel alright And when the light falls her thighs are thunderin' We'll make it real all night Oh girl you know that I need you right now You best believe that I'd go and get it done Yes I'd get it done for you Because I love your krang like crazy I can't explain it to you lady I can bring along the mashed potatoes If you provide the gravy Could you believe that we'd leave you wonderin'? We'll make you feel alright And when the wine flows her tum's a chunderin' We'll make it real all night Could you believe that we'd leave you wonderin'? We'll make you feel alright And when the light falls her thighs are thunderin' We'll make it real all night
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A sleeping drunkard up in Central Park And a lion hunter in the jungle dark And a Chinese dentist And a British queen All fit together in the same machine Nice nice very nice Nice nice very nice Nice nice very nice So many different people in the same device Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly Man got to sit and wonder 'Why why why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land Man got to tell himself he understand
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He was a Daedric prince of Oblivion Because of that there was no surprise He walked around with the Sword of a Million Butts and carried 'round 'bout a thousand knives He was a straight up murderin' psycho killer With a razor clutched in his hand He had no remorse, he had no regret All thinkin' murder was mighty grand He'd spend all his time wishin' and thinkin' and killin' And jerking off in his car He'll sit alone in a corner all drinkin' And fillin' up with gin at the local bar Yes he'd sit in the corner alone and he'd mumble 'The king of the castle, the king of the castle, that guy's such an asshole, that guy's such an asshole, that guy's such an asshole! That guy's such an asshole!' But then one night just like any other She came strollin' up to the bar With her legs all walkin'and her titties jivin' Ass finer than a movie star She said 'He really was misunderstood you see. He really was a good guy to me.' He'd spend the day with his hands constantly in his pockets Gropin' 'round at his sweaty balls He'd spend the time that he wasn't out committing murders Peerin' in over bathroom stalls But then he met a nice lady, he met a nice lady They set up a datey, they set up a datey He's keeping her waiting, he's keeping her waiting He's still masturbating, he's still masturbating
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Fuck she is fine So stupidly fine So totally fine Inscrutably fine Oh fuck she is fine Goddamn she is fine Like Gillian Jacobs But a ten outta nine That cute little blondie who lives down the hall All fine like a Barbie but more lifelike and tall The spiciest taco in all Montreal If you were to ask, she means nothing at all If you were to ask, she means nothing at all Fuck she is fine Indeed she is fine Incredibly tasty Like a sweet berry wine Oh fuck she is fine So fine and so tight Like Pam Grier in Coffee But more tiny and white That sweet little blondie lookin' fine every day While I sit and slowly decompose and decay And if I ever see that lady passin' my way I just swear to fuck I don't know what to say I just swear to fuck I don't know what to say What to say to your salty eyes? They'll be falling out You'll be cool with the vegetables She's a toothless widow And she lies in the night but as I want to know Is it strange to feel your eyes In your open hand As you ride by the Antelope Who turns and whispers 'Oooooooo Can you feel it at all? Can you feel it below?' And there beneath her icy stare I will wait for her She's beyond compare 'Cuz good goddamn she is fine I do so wish she were mine That lady looking so divine It is imperical fact It is imperical fact It is imperial fact Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine Oh fuck she is Fuck she is so fine
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Community 05:13
Troy and Abed in the morning Annie and Britta late at night We sure appreciate the effort put into comedy And all the jokes and chuckles that they write We gotta let 'em know just how much we all love it Gotta let 'em know how much they make us smile We gotta stand tall, gotta stand together Let 'em know community is worth the while Six seasons and a movie, that's what you give to me Community, Community And if you go I wonder what will become of me? Community, Community Greendale is the place I wanna see Every thursday on my TV And the only group that appeals to me Is the one that studies in the library Six seasons and a movie, that's what you need to be Community, Community And if you go I wonder what will become of me? Community, Community Power to you the people People to you the power We gotta save Community No waiting 'til the final hour We gotta keep this show on the air Gotta show all the network execs that we care The eternity that Community is there And if we fail the timeline that we follow Will surely be the darkest one of all And with a mighty roar Great Satan spreads his wings And flys into the planet's core Maybe you could send them a letter Maybe it would even be better If you could let everyone of 'em know All the cast and the crew of the show That they make a fine batch of TV All the comedy high quality And all their audience would sure love to see Another season or two or three Maybe you should send them a letter Wishing the show a long life and plenty of health Maybe send them an email Maybe it is better if you just go and tell them yourself Oh I can't count the reasons I should stay Oh I can't count the reasons I should stay Oh I can't count the reasons I should stay One by one they all just fade away
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All the best girls are lesbians All of my friends, they're lesbians All of them
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Friday night, I'm all alone I dial your number on my rotary phone Girl come on over, show me some love We're like a glove and a hand I am the hand, you're the glove 'cuz you entreat Entreat Entreat my meat (give it to me baby) Ain't tryin' to rush you girl 'cuz we got time There ain't no hurry to make up your mind Don't need no crust and I don't need no cheese Sweet pizza pepperoni girl is all I need When you entreat Entreat Entreat my meat (give it to me baby) Saturday night, I'm still at home Been 24 hours and you still haven't shown Still can't believe you got inside of my head Should never have trusted all them folks when they said you would Entreat Entreat Entreat my meat (give it to me baby)
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The world is built by killers and there's nothing you can do The world is built by killers so you'd better get used to Lookin' through the eyes of a killer 'cuz you know that this is true The shades of the night fall 'cross the land The fate of the world is in your hand When you're no longer a child you'll understand The world is built by killers and there's nothing you can say The world is built by killers and you'll never get away So approach your life as a killer and you'll see another day The shades of the night fall 'cross the land The fate of the world is in your hand When you're no longer a child you'll understand
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I've held lovers and tasted the fine wine of ecstasy I've been so close when I look in your eyes I see a fantasy And every time I hear that tune pumpin' Well it hits me even harder than before I can't stop movin' to the beat The kinda groove that'll move your feet I can't stop movin' on the floor The kinda groove'll make you ask for more Music makes you wanna lose it You choose it when you wanna use it And music makes you wanna groove it So prove it, so you don't abuse it I walked along the darkest roads known in history I've wondered why the path is so long and full of mystery And all the love that I give to you will make you cry, will make you blue I can't take all the hearts you break And all the booties that you shake I can't wait for postcards in the mail I can't wait 'til your dad gets out of jail I just want you to take off your pants And drop a groove for a pantsless dance Music makes you wanna lose it You choose it when you wanna use it And music makes you wanna groove it So rubik if you wanna cube it I can't stop movin' to the beat No I can't stop movin' to the beat Music makes you wanna lose it You choose it when you wanna use it And music makes you wanna groove it So prove it so you don't abuse it Music
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Josephine 03:55
You've been gone so long child We've all been certain you're dead Dragged away in the nighttime helpless By monsters crouched under your bed You've been lost a long time But we're glad that you're finally back home There's the signs of a landslide coming Demolished by rubble and stone And we'll hope it gets better Though we've lost all the light Hidden down in the cellar Right from wrong, wrong from right And we'll hope it gets better Though we're trapped and we cannot break free There's a creature that lives in the darkness We'll only survive if we see it coming So Josephine lights a candle tonight Tonight Josephine lights a candle Tonight, tonight
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I'm unt German mountain boy Danke schön, danke schön I'm unt German mountain boy Mein hosen at mein knees Got mein hosen at mein knees, Danke schön, thank you please Drink mein beer und eat mein cheese German mountain boy

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Bobby Jupiter - Lead Vocals
Steve Ian - Lead Guitar
Hambronius Krunk - Bass
Smooth Move Ferguson - Drums
Elvison Peanutbarrel - Keys
Rawdog Calliente - Backup Vocals
Alberta Pondarian III - Backup Vocals and Guatemalan Whispers
Dink Havenose - Percussive Blip
Elbow Rudiment - Seinfeld Treats
Cowpunctuous Clinton - Age 37

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released December 19, 2014

Extra special thanks to the lovely and talented Sandra Lanz for the killer album art. Go to her website. GO TO IT NOW.
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Terriblething is Peter Henrich writing songs he thinks are normal and good.

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